1. Thou shalt not have your deposits returned!
2. Thou shalt pay thy monies, in full, by the end of the fourth month!
3. Fundraising cards shalt be thy own responsibility. If doth lost, you doth pay the £20.00!
4. God himself shalt be the keeper of all monies used to consume the blood of christ whilst in the Holy Land.
5. All disciples must attend a one hour meeting following the football match. If thou shalt not attend, thou shalt be dealt with a £2.00 fine!
6. If a disciple is to be found without his guardian dummy, thou shalt be dealt with a 50p fine!
7. Thou shalt bring an item of God's choice on match days. If thou does not comply, thou shalt be dealt with a £1.00 fine!
8. God wishes all his children a wonderful and peaceful time in the Holy Land, but thou shalt be reminded of your own respect and the honour of wearing the Pontypool Town AFC crest of legence!
9. All disciples will adhere to the 10 commandments and any rule forthwith set by God himself. If you do not agree, then please do not tread the long journey to the Holy Land!
10. God's word is final!